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"What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses? Edam..."
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"A Werewolf: A Very astute wolf"
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
"Mom: Why is your room always so... Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die."
"How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting? Talk in your sleep."
"How do you tune a fish? With its scales!"
"So let me get this right. The guys on big bang theory are super smart scientific nerds, yet their elevator is broken?!"
"I don't care what your favorite song is, if you set it as the alarm you wake up to in the morning, you'll want to stab it with other songs."
"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."
"What's the worst smell in the world? An anchovie's cunt."