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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear my Jump Rope joke? Never mind, I'll just skip it."
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"Does anyone know where concentrate is? I've been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now.."
"Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter."
"How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar? They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years."
"When meeting someone, I walk calmly and slowly toward them while something explodes behind me, because first impressions are important."
"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam"
"It's weird how in England the passenger drives the car"
"Don't believe cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face."
"Why did the lady stare at the orange juice? Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!"
"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."