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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam"
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"I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* ""your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"""
"Let stand in microwave for 2 minutes.' Hah. Yeah, like I make microwave dinners because I'm patient."
"What type of car would the Hamburglar drive? A Hamburghini."
"I found if you put the right stickers on your cooler and walk as fast as you can they'll let you in any part of the hospital you want."
"The Eagles see a surge in sales .. .. amid the social medias resounding catch phrase, ""Who the fuck is Glen Fry ??"""
"If you ever see me wearing anything fur lined or faux fur, please punch the person I'm with in the face. I've been kidnapped & need saved!!"
"most vending-machine shaking incidents are elaborate coverups by people who don't want to be seen hugging the machine and saying i love you"
"At the end of each day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?'"
"Why does Tiger Woods have a bad sex life? He always finishes in the least amount of strokes."