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Joke of the Day

"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."

"A bigoted lumberjack controversially said ""All trees are only fit for furniture."" He was accused of mahogany. ^^^^Never ^^^^saw ^^^^this ^^^^before, ^^^^does ^^^^it ^^^^make ^^^^it ^^^^OC"

"Why does Caterpie like Margarine? Because it's Butterfree."

"Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights! ""Your what?"" You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights."

"*notices ham sandwich while searching inside myself* 'wait, if that's here' *son opens lunchbox to find debilitating existential malaise*"

"Itching, flaky skin? Burning sensation while urinating? You're probably on fire!"

"Worst trigonometry joke I know. Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse."

"He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth."

"First Rule of *Always Right* Club--No Men Allowed"

"If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!"