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Joke of the Day

"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."

"So I'm not showing up to any Halloween parties this year... I'll be telling everyone I'm Malaysia Airlines Flight 370."

"FROM: Harvard SUBJ: Your PhD application We are unable to accept you at this time as ""Teaching Squirrels Karate"" is too cool for us."

"Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list? Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !"

"Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite Disgusting"

"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""

"Me: What do you call sex in December? Wife: Don't say it. Me: ... W: ... Me: Wintercourse. W: (to judge) See this is why I need a divorce."

"Jaden Smith goes into the bar gain bin at Costco"

"Bukkake is like buses You wait ages for one to come, and then they all come at once."