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Joke of the Day

"When meeting someone, I walk calmly and slowly toward them while something explodes behind me, because first impressions are important."

"A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, his quick reaction killed him."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?"

"My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes the more he sees food the more he eats."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. There is always an Asian that's better than you."

"""It's our third date and you still wear that shirt?"" Honey, this all they have in prison."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street... And one was a salted"

"Have you guys heard about Wendys? Wendys nuts going to be in that mouth"

"Why should you never mention the number 288? Because it's two gross. source: someone told me this joke, it's not my joke."

"What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine? A punchline"