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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter."

"Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!"

"Billy Mays so good He once sold pain to Chuck Norris."

"Today is the first New Moon after Jan 21sr. Happy New Year to Chinese people and all who choose to be Chinese for a day."

"What do you call a gay man on roller skates? Rollaids"

"Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up."

"What's the difference between OP and a brick? A brick gets laid!"

"Dude goes to convenience store and asks for cigarettes, gets one and warning reads "" Smoking can cause impotency"" politely asks ""Bro, give me the pack that causes cancer"""

"Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman."

"Tried to type hustlin', iPhone corrected to hustling'. I don't need to see the casing to know that I've got the white iPhone."