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Joke of the Day

"Don't believe cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face."

"How do you ship 100 jews across the country? Put them in a semite-truck."

"If someone's mean to you, just lean in and whisper ""I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world"" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head."

"I thought I'd tell you a good time travel joke... but you didn't like it."

"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."

"Banc pentru stefan I: De ce nu a reusit pisica sa prinda mouse-ul? R: Era ""GENIUS"""

"Apparently 1 in 5 of us live next to a paedophile.. Not me though, I live next to a gorgeous 8 year old."

"Doc said I need to change my diet... He said I need to eat more caviar and drink more champagne. I said, ""Doc, that's crazy! What's this diet called?"" He said, ""it's a High Fluten diet."""

"Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised?"

"What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!"