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Joke of the Day

"Why did the lady stare at the orange juice? Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!"

"So today my dad called me a ""Smart Alec""... ...but I had to remind him, my name is not and never was Alec."

"Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes."

"Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart"

"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? 'cause they're ugly and they stink."

"I always stop to help women who have broken down on the road. I don't know anything about cars, but I do know how porn starts off"

"What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell"

"17 ways to get rid of click bait This is not one of them."

"Everyone makes fun of North Korea's military Personally, I'm amazed and terrified. Just imagine what they would accomplish if they opened their eyes."