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Joke of the Day
"Red sky at night shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning... Your barn's on fire."
Next Joke
"I thought I saw an original joke today Turns out I just misreddit"
"Everyone knows that lighting our farts is great, but when are we gonna be able to vape our farts?"
"What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises."
"My therapist thinks I have a drug problem. My dealer says she's overreacting."
"*aliens land on Thanksgiving* *me showing them around* ""We have a specific bone we break from the carcass to make a wish"" Aliens: Savages"
"Trying to act like I tripped on purpose has become something of a full time job."
"When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it"
"My Russian mate does not care about anyone. His name is Yukanol Fukov."
"What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!"