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Joke of the Day

"Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off."

"How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere."

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"

"So Muhammad Ali is dead... Is it too soon for a punchline?"

"A gay deer walks into a bar After a long night he comes stumbling out and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""

"A baker was killed by a falling metal pan... you could say his death was filled with irony. Ba-Dum-Tsss"

"Barksy, it's like Banksy, but he's a dog. Now I just sit back and watch the retweets roll in."

"How do you keep brown bears off your property? Build a wall"

"What's the opposite of a gay bar? An allahu akbar."

"Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too."