33223
Joke of the Day
"Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry."
Next Joke
"Okay, you got me, I'm not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing?"
"Funny Joke **Want to hear a dirty joke** > A boy fell in the mud **Want to hear a clean joke** > He took a bath"
"Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church? She wanted a high paying missionary position."
"Why Do Jews Make Good Philosophers? They think that everything Israel."
"Did you hear about the scottish drag queen? He wore pants."
"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"
"The only thing left for CNN to do is drop Wolf Blitzer in the Indian Ocean and see how long it takes to find him."
"My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday. So far I've only got him the prostitute."
"""You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss."" - Discovery Channel executive"