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Joke of the Day
"Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry."
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"A man approached Bernard on the street.. Bernard was strollin' down the street when a man approached him asking ""Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?"" Bernard pushed him under a truck..."
"The past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense."
"Your beer is like having sex in a canoe and living on a pacific island surrounded by rising sealevels... It`s too fucking close to water!"
"You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes."
"A Girl called me Daddy last night... So I told her I was going out to buy cigarettes and never came back."
"Me: I snuck in my own candy and a drink Her: This is a funeral home Me: Without a snack bar"
"All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called ""Paula Deen's Kitchen""? Because the name ""White Castle"" was already taken"