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Joke of the Day

"How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood? He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire."

"How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job."

"whats that detective, the serial killer is in the mall? i'll hack into their security cameras real fast [types ""job openings"" into google]"

"Where was France's military strategy developed? Toulouse"

"My shiny watch has had a peaceful life... ...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself."

"My pet dog named Doug ran away. Now everybody calls me Doug-less. :("

"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."

"Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car."

"What did the dead person say the skeleton... ""You're a numbskull."""

"The worktops in my kitchen were put in by a professional counter-fitter... Turns out they were fake."