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Joke of the Day
"Just got out of a 13 month coma Just in time to see my child born!"
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"When I told my buddy that I'd be with his mom tonight, he informed me that she had died 5 years ago That's never stopped me before"
"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping"
"I asked a few girls if they wanted to have a foursome... They said no. So I forced them"
"A woman enters a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gives it to her!"
"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."
"I just ate raw chicken fingers And then I threw up gang signs."
"Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!"
"If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say ""I knew you were trouble when you clocked in."""
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