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Joke of the Day

"Just got out of a 13 month coma Just in time to see my child born!"

"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"

"Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!"

"I hear that you're supposed to learn from your mistakes Probably why I'm an only child."

"Why don't cows simply run away from their farms? Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na"

"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Facebook."

"I keep trying to find my wife's killer But nobody will do it"

"Is your phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me!"

"who is the most fun on a missing persons case? the search party animal!"

"Pregnancy is like a black ops mission They're both expensive to abort."