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Joke of the Day
"My mother always told me to not worry about my health. It will go away eventually."
Next Joke
"Can't believe how divided we've become over an election. It's not like it's the color of a dress or something."
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? An addictionary Alternatively: High definition"
"English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox"
"Good Morning guys! Just ran 21 kilometers in 2.8 hours. Really didnt know I could have done it. Temple Run is a really motivating game."
"What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti."
"HYPNOTIST: YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY ME: kinda safe bet there HYPNOTIST: YOU WILL DANCE LIKE AN OCTOPUS ME: again, still no surprises."
"My dad always said there was nothing wrong with black people He believed everybody should own one"
"Why can't you trust an Adam? They make up everything."
"My bank was worried My bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since last friday "