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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."

"If any of my jokes or status have offended you, I am truly sorry......... that you're such a pu$$y......."

"I was going to make a dubstep joke But I'll just drop it."

"GF asked me last night ""Do you even know why I like cherry coke??"" ""...because it's so delicious."""

"Last night while texting and driving i ran over a kid on his bike I know it's terrible but we all do stupid shit when we're drunk."

"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."

"I was once slapped in the face by a girl with twelve nipples... (.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.) Sounds weird, dozen tit?"

"Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy... 5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails."

"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."

"3 DBAs walk into a NoSQL bar.. And they left because there were no ""tables"".."