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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? Two jews found the same penny."
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"What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert? ""You owe me one cannoli."""
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I just might vote for it."
"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."
"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!"
"Girlfriend bugging you to get married? Propose to her in the most inappropriate place. ""I'll have the McChicken. AND YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!"""
"Snowy White and the 7 dwarves... Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy...but happy didn't like it and got out..."
"I text my wife tonight, ""Honey, I'm going to stay in the bar another hour with my friends for another pint..."" ""...if I'm not back in an hour then read this message again."""
"You guy want to hear a joke about a cat? Nah. I'm just kitten."