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Joke of the Day

"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways."

"Like my therapist always says, ""I'm not your therapist, you're just laying on a couch in Ikea"""

"What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? Jose and Hoseb"

"Do they really need to add 'Alive' to 'Sexiest Man' or am I grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?"

"The Garlic Eater by I Malone"

"[god creating kangaroos] Let's make a horse rabbit."

"what idiot named them diet pills instead of girth control"

"I have a joke thats more fucked up than it is funny. Why do guys slap girls butts? To make sure thier guts dont fall out. Sry"

"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""

"Condoms don't break They sexpire."