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Joke of the Day
"Did you recover from your operation? Not yet. The doctor says I still have two more payments."
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"BREAKING: Judge strikes down Kentucky ban on gay marriage, but ruling on hold while state appeals for right to keep treating gays like shit."
"There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand ROT26... ...and those who don't."
"What is it called when Anakin licks Padme's Butt? An outer-rim job"
"Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit? He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it."
"Look, lady, you can either be disappointed that I have an average penis, or excited that I have a GIGANTIC micropenis."
"chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried."
"What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car? Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note."
"Waddya get if you mix Canadian Club and Southern Comfort? What you most assuredly deserve"
"What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean? A Dell - Rolling In The Deep"