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Joke of the Day

"my ex: sometimes I forget why we ever broke up me: when you do that sigh thing I can hear your nose hair"

"It's not premarital sex If you never get married"

"Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!"

"Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops. Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?"

"[The mid 20s catch up] ""What are you drinking, who you seeing?"" [The midlife catchup] ""Who's your therapist, what are you taking for it?"""

"My friend H has some good jokes But hes almost always silent."

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest."

"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're a dumb ass and you make poor decisions."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song? White Christmas."