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Joke of the Day
"No matter how hard you try to push that envelope It will still be stationery. ^edit: ^spelling..."
Next Joke
"Me: BARTENDER! Bring me another beer. Him: Mom, I'm doing my homework. Me: *claps* Star! Him: I hate Twitter. Me: *belch* blocked."
"Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing? He had deadlines to meet"
"I like my coffee the same way I like my slaves.... Free."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !"
"What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common? They are both generators (jenner-rater)"
"What kind of porn to chickens watch? Nugget porn."
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not whining because of the cold. I'm whining because I have to wear a entire load of laundry to stay warm"
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."
"What is bread's most deadly sin? Gluteny"