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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my Isis victims. Topless. Remember, this is just a joke, so don't be offended. It's nothing to lose your head over."

"I got raped by a troupe of mimes last night They performed unspeakable acts."

"Do you guys want to hear about my Friday night? I had quite an experience at home by myself. At one point I even picked my coat up from the floor. It was off the hook."

"What do you call an detective's glasses? Inspectacles"

"I shouldn't laugh at all what is brown and lives in a tree? - - - - - - - - -a stick"

"I have separation anxiety so I date a boomerang. It always comes back to me."

"I heard I'm so bad at making jokes. It's laughable."

"Why was the chef fired? He was caught stroganoff"

"What's the worst thing about having sex with a Bulimic? She won't swallow"

"What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit"