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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular occupation in Italy? Pastatution."
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"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick."
"A bird can fly... But a fly can't bird."
"Whats the square (root) of a (onion)??? Shallots ^_^"
"Your gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: ""Thank You"" Get well ""soon"" ""Congratulations"" on the ""baby"""
"Man A: Would you suck my cock if I cleaned it? Man B: No.. Man A: You dirty cocksucker!!!"
"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."
"Never trust an anti-aging lotion that has an expiry date."
"What is brown and sticky? A stick."