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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years...... I don't have 2020 vision"
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"I always party like it's 1999. Standing in a corner talking to nerds about The Matrix. :("
"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"
"If I was in that Malaysian airplane my wife would find it in 10 minutes.."
"When I die I want to invite my college group mates to my funeral and have them bury me So they can let me down one last time"
"""I like to get off on the right foot."" ""Wow. That's a VERY specific fetish."""
"Dads are like boomerangs I hope."
"How do British people explain a period..? Bloody Hell"
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Why kill time when you can make it work for you?"