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Joke of the Day
"What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to? Their nose"
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"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Reply: Yes How did you manage to get between their tiny legs?"
"I invented a new word. Blooptershlorfin. I figured ""plagarism"" has been invented enough times already..."
"SWAG is for BOYS and CLASS is for MEN."
"People who describe things as ""better than sex"" are having the wrong kind of sex."
"People who say they don't know how to lie are lying."
"If you're the best at bodybuilding, all you've really accomplished is grossing the rest of us out."
"Why do rapists make great salesmen? They just can't take no for an answer. For the record I don't condone rape."
"What do you call a pirate from Ireland?? Arrrish"
"What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?? ""Meowch!"""