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Joke of the Day

"What kind of shoes does bread wear? Loafers."

"Why are girls so good at punctuation? Because they remember to never skip a period!"

"Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend? Because...bros before hose!"

"The White House Correspondents' Dinner is ... just a big political party."

"I like to think that T.J. Maxx is what happens when Office Max takes off his tie and slips on a pair of shades."

"Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today By the time I got out from under there I was in a right mood!"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered sex offender."

"I have no idea where all these trebuchet jokes came from then it hit me from 300 meters away."

"The seven dwarves were sitting in a sauna feeling happy so happy got up and left"

"At what age is it acceptable to tell a highway it's adopted?"