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Joke of the Day
"My daughter teaches me something every day. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes"
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"Please don't drink and drive. Last night I put my hand out of the car to indicate i was turning right and some moron pulled the the bottle out of my hand"
"How does the Apothecary make his wife orgasm? Elixir"
"How is a woman like a bar? Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )"
"Husband is leaning dangerously out of window whilst he cleans it. Only thing stopping me from shoving him out is that he cleans the windows"
"A skeleton goes into a bar... orders a beer, and a mop."
"Why do black people play basketball? Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal."
"Chickens making knock knock jokes. -Why did the chicken cross the road? -Are you kidding me? -To get to the ugly witches house. Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The chicken."
"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."
"I'll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap."