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Joke of the Day
"Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips"
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"Have you heard the myth about how the internet was created? It's an Allegory."
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