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Joke of the Day
"I got 99 tabs open but my work ain't one."
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"Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving."
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"What did the male Dragonborn say to the female dragon? GO - VAH - KYUUM!!!"
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"Where does bees wax come from? Bees nuts!"
"Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out."