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Joke of the Day
"It must suck when a billionaire... Wakes up feeling like a million bucks."
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"I just caught an alien maturbating in my freezer. He looked up at me and said, ""I cum in peas"""
"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."
"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokanoff."
"Sometimes you just need a cunning linguist to get a tiny pianist joke. [[ Obligatory text]]"
"""PARKOUR!"" - me, after tripping over nothing on the sidewalk"
"A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play? Fortunes."
"nothing at all 1. test 1 2. test 2"
"I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences."