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Joke of the Day
"""PARKOUR!"" - me, after tripping over nothing on the sidewalk"
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"How do you fit 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb sack? The same way you take the F out of 'way'"
"The Cherokee Indians are overrated. Sure, they had an advanced writing system, but Indians from Florida produced more Seminole works. ...I'll show myself out."
"What do you call the elusive Mexican Jew? El Cheapacabra"
"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"
"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."
"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas... How he got into my pajamas, I don't know. - Groucho Marx"
"Why didn't galactus consume the milky way? He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry."
"What time should you book dental appointments for? 2:30 (Tooth hurty!)"
"What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !"