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Joke of the Day

"Man plus woman Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"

"How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto In a bucket"

"What would it be like to have world with out women?? It would be a real pain in the ass"

"Does ""You'll find love when you're not looking for it"" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars."

"When I said that you'd always have a place to stay in rough times, I meant like a motel or a shelter. Anyway ... You can't stay here."

"Crack-head's favorite rap song... I wanna rock RIGHT NOW!!!!"

"What's the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day"

"If you're starting a sentence with ""not to sound like a bitch,"" guess what you're going to sound like."

"Girl are you the square root of -1? Because you're complex as fuck."

"As Caesar dies on the Senate floor, 'With or Without You' starts to play. ""U2, Brutus?"" He sighs, coughing wearily as the world fades away."