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Joke of the Day

"I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences."

"I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece... ...and couldn't get a single gyro."

"Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? ...because everyone who can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border"

"The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK."

"Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?"

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? A black guy can't go a night without robin."

"Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte has to eat enough to feed a family of 4 every day. He has to! I just do it because I feel like it."

"Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail"

"White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate."

"Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !"