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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokanoff."
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"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."
"What is it exactly that separates man from animal? Divorce"
"You know why it's called Black Friday? Because everything is 3/5ths the original price!"
"How does someone with amnesia tell a joke? I don't remember."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck"
"Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson"
"""Nope. Nope. Yeah right. Nope. Close! Nah. Nope. Almost! Hahaha, you're terrible at this."" - piece of popcorn stuck between teeth."
"a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you're just two tents."