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Joke of the Day

"nothing at all 1. test 1 2. test 2"

"THE HONEST LAWYER When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut."

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"Does anyone have the number of a painter/decorator? I really need to get all my windows jammed so they never open again."

"I looking a a good joke about Canada I need a joke about Canada for my Canadian co-worker. Please help."

"We burried my grandmother last week... So she's probably dead by now."

"Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

"do you think my parents divorced because I'm too handsome like they said"

"This commedian went up and only had one setup and punchline his routine was a joke"

"Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava But only once"