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Joke of the Day

"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."

"My mom likes to get to the airport three days before her flight."

"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in."

"Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer? It was a bone-chilling story."

"What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions? ""You're a lizard Harry!"""

"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"

"Why would it be bad to be a black Jew? .....you would have stand in the back of the furnace! (Just jokes guys no hate here )"

"OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew."

"[hotel] wife: I'm gonna go change. Find us a movie, ok? *winks* me: Ok! *wife comes out in lingerie* wife: What'd you pick? me: Space Jam"

"Einstein quietly lays in bed next to a obviously disappointed partner.. After a few minutes of awkward silence he turns to her and says, ""You see, it was fast to you..."""