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Joke of the Day
"I just caught an alien maturbating in my freezer. He looked up at me and said, ""I cum in peas"""
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"A bishop came to Church Today Clearly he was an impostor. Never once moved diagonally."
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"Why do traffic lights turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!"
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"My wife got really angry when I spent a lot of money on a make-your-own perfume kit ...but it made scents to me"
"I, for one... like Roman numerals."
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