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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes you just need a cunning linguist to get a tiny pianist joke. [[ Obligatory text]]"
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"Iguanas feel love but don't marry ..know why? Cos to Mariguana is illegal."
"In LGBTQ families... We need more transparency."
"date: [breaks 3 minute silence] ""you dont have to use the chopsticks just to impress me"" me: [trying to pick up my beer] ""i can do it"""
"I've started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer. Thus I have to move it to get a beer. Because exercise is important too."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. One, but the light bulb has to really want to change."
"Yo mama so fat When she taps on the QWERTY Keyboard 26 letters pop out."
"What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken? It staged a coup"
"In Tesla Motors you... Don't drive car, car drives you."
"Fun prank: brand your boss with the mark of the beast so he becomes a mindless demon slave wandering the earth killing in the name of Satan"