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Joke of the Day

"Getting frisky and my girlfriend told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the head."

"Yo momma so stupid She thinks NIckleback is a refund."

"How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year."

"I can't believe I just stopped a girl from being rapped. I got tired and stopped chasing her."

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. Classic."

"Why don't you buy your wife a watch? There's already a clock on the stove"

"What comes after America? Bmerica. I'll see myself out"

"[turns to guy at next urinal] ""When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet? BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"""

"""Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"" ""No. I got them all cut."""