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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so stupid She thinks NIckleback is a refund."

"Why did the Prostitute leave the leper colony? Business was dropping off!"

"Dirty thoughts... the life of a gardener."

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."

"What do you call an oyster who can't find another job? A clamboni driver!"

"put this tweet on the news"

"How are Joeffrey Baratheon and wheat related? They're both in-bread."

"I don't care if you're here to murder me - we take our shoes off in this house."

"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows because they've never tried"

"Fired from my job as an autopsy technician for repeatedly asking ""are you gonna eat that?"" during the procedures."