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Joke of the Day
"What comes after America? Bmerica. I'll see myself out"
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"Me: Hi. Girl: No."
"My lesbian friend asked what I wanted for my birthday... ... All I got was this stupid rolex!"
"HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you!"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"I got jumped the other night, the muggers made off with my wallet, cuff links, and mood ring... I'm still not sure how I feel about that."
"Heard this one liner at work today Hey, why don't you go slip into something a little more comfortable.....like a coma!!!!!"
"What do you do with dead chemists? Barium"
"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"Sold some krokodil today...... ""see you later alligator"""