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Joke of the Day
"""Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"" ""No. I got them all cut."""
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"I got pretty cool moves while dancing... But they say, so do people with parkinsons."
"What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend? A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share"
"The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder."
"Subway Jared ended his career just like how he started it... ...by trying to get into smaller pants"
"A naked jew with an erection ran into a wall He broke his nose"
"How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!"
"I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club ""Somebody I used to know"" probably wasn't the best song to pick"
"What did woody and buzz say to your mom? ""Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."""
"Do you know why I stopped playing Uno with my Mexican friends? They steal all the green cards."