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Joke of the Day
"""Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"" ""No. I got them all cut."""
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"My orgasm face is pretty much the same as my looking-over-my-shoulder-while-backing-up-the-car face."
"What goes eek eek bang? A mouse in a minefield !"
"What does a crappy Carpenter make? Loose stools"
"What is a Trump supporters favourite exercise? White power walking!"
"Just read ""four years after pregnancy 38% of moms still were not drinking"" I think it's safe to say this survey was not done on Twitter."
"The symptoms of Ebola... ... are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea & stomach pains. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages .."
"Two spiders are at another spiders funeral. ""Peter was the most gentle spider I ever knew. He wouldn't hurt a fly."" ""Yeah, that's true. Do you know what he died from?"" ""Starvation."""
"How many pornstars does it take to screw a light bulb? Nobody knows, they keep cutting themselves. PS: original joke"
"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping"