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Joke of the Day

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. Classic."

"What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike? Rev"

"Stretching and yawning at the same time might not look so sexy but it looks like you're a Pokemon evolving so that's cool."

"Security signs that begin with ""For your protection..."" essentially end with ""...we will restrict freedoms & invade privacy"""

"[in space] ASTRONAUT: Up here you can have delusions ME: Haha I don't think so A: They can seem real GANDALF: Don't believe him ME: I don't"

"Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping & want to make it look like they're listening to music."

"My Grandpa Raymond and his wife live in a retirement community for swingers. What are his favorite underwear made out of? Ray on Paulie's Ester"

"A blind man walks into a bar... And hits his head."

"Never trust Atoms They make up everything"

"What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!"