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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. Classic."
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"I hit a deer last night. It died instantly. I feel awful, but when I'm jogging I'm in my own world."
"How many French people does it take to bake a baguette? 8. Because then they have wheat."
"[NSFW] What do they say after intercourse in Alabama? ""Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"""
"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""
"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."
"[Twister] DOG 1: left paw green DOG 2: i told u this was a terrible idea DOG 1: cmon Jim just pick the green one DOG 2: THEYRE ALL GREY GARY"
"My questionnaire for dogs: 1. Do you like to get pet 2. Who is a good boy 3. Is it you"
"Honestly Officer, the pharmacy ran out of those orange pill bottles so they just gave it to me in this plastic baggie."
"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's when you mean one thing but fuck your mother."