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Joke of the Day

"How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach? Well..it's not hard"

"Someone with a girl friend should write this in their Valentines Day card I was going to buy you a car, but I knew you'd be disappointed if I didn't give you the D."

"Did you hear about the girl that went fishing with the three guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"What type of car does a dinosaur drive? a priustoric!"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"

"My house is really small until I can't find my phone."

"Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties? They're fun guys!"

"'No Panties Tuesday' is a thing, right? Or AKA, I really need to do some laundry."

"When I was a kid, I played football with a broken nose for an entire season... We couldn't afford a football."

"i've just bought an english snake. Sir Pent"