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Joke of the Day

"How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn."

"I just realized Alaska has some really weird city names Did Juneau that?"

"Babies are instinctual swimmers like puppies, right? Kind of need an answer quickly."

"Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring."

"Why did Hitler struggle to eat his Chinese food? Because he ordered the chow mein Kampf."

"What do you call 7 Irish guys singing ""White Christmas?"" Racist."

"Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well you've got it again!"

"What do you call a fake piece of spagetti? An impasta"

"What is a male pirates biggest fear? A sunken chest with no booty."

"What does a man eat when he cannot run off with his girlfriend? Cantaloupe"