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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you buy your wife a watch? There's already a clock on the stove"
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"I like my beer how I like my violence.. Domestic"
"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in strawberry patches."
"What's the difference between me and Christmas? My wife isn't disappointed when Christmas comes early."
"Texans can't comprehend vegans. We just think their barbeque grills are broken."
"What does a sperm and a politician have in common? They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human."
"What do French stoners smoke? Oui-d"
"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, your pets in tupperware, your grandad in a crockpot and your mother in law in a ziplock bag."
"Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, cause they can't change anything. (Just told to me by my 12 year old son.)"