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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year."

"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any"

"i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no one respects my opinions maybe that's because i have 2500 posts"

"I feel a bit overdressed here at WalMart because my pajamas match."

"My ex-wife and I broke up over religious differences. I was agnostic and she was Satan."

"I wish my kid had a ""BAD MOTHERFUCKER"" tattoo so that when asked which one was mine I could say ""THE ONE THAT SAYS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ON IT!"""

"There's a hole in my sock but atleast there's not a sock in my hole"

"Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No but he had lots of trans-sisters!"

"What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles? A reptile dysfunction"

"Mexican Magician A Mexican magician was known for his vanishing act. He would drape a sheet over his head and count: ""Uno! Dos!""...........POOF! the sheet fell flat. He was gone without a Tres."