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Joke of the Day
"How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn? A buck an ear"
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"What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot."
"TIFU by reading a TIFU I forgot they're always horrible. Tl;dr: TIFU = bad"
"What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection? Quarter-pounder with cheese"
"I don't call photos of myself ""selfies"". I call photos that include anyone else ""otheries""."
"Why is camping so much fun? It's intense!"
"An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse... The job was well done."
"It's my epileptic friend's birthday soon so I got him a strobe light. He's going to have a fucking fit when he sees it."
"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around here."
"What do you call a fish with no eye? A FSH"