189554
Joke of the Day
"An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse... The job was well done."
Next Joke
"I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!"
"You've killed dozens and robbed hundreds of people using your hammer. What can you say in your defense? – Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!"
"Sometimes people say I look like Owen Wilson, and I always say the same thing to them Wooow, You're crazier than a road lizard."
"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"
"Was shopping for a toilet. Sales guy showed me the newest model they had in store. It uploads all my shit to Facebook."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man's house. Knock knock, who's there? The chicken."
"I feel like I could beat a polygraph test every time I tell someone that I'll make sure to return the Tupperware that the dish came in."
"What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend? Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking."
"China always cheat in the Olympics They always use the same person for every sport"