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Joke of the Day

"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? Nothing."

"My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we'll try butt stuff........ * Please DON'T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary....."

"A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday... It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."

"I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean...imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S."

"I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on. I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles."

"I'm going to start a charity for the clinically insane. Gonna call it ""Fundamental"""

"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"

"Why don't cows smoke weed? The steaks would just be too high."

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying their name backwards, they have to become your butler."

"I hate waiting in lines. Hurry up and pick a suspect already."