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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eye? A FSH"
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"A man got a cat and walked to his wife and said ""so what do you think of the cow ?"" His wife said that's a cat. The man said ""shh I'm talking to the cat"""
"Its funny how condoms are relatively cheap but as soon as you break one your out a few hundred."
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."
"Why'd the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling a little crumby."
"*Burglar breaks into my room* *he looks around* *he softly wakes me up* Dude do you need some money or something? I'd be happy to help"
"what do you call a cow that's recently given birth? Decaffinated"
"Hear about psych on netflix? Thats messed up"
"Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents."
"Why did Bono fall off the stage? Because he was too close to The Edge."